VK roleplay interviews

Ι thought to have some fun so let's roleplay questions.

Rules: The first player poses a question to a VK character. The next player answers (like a VK character) and along with the answer of the VK character must provide a new question directed to another Vk character for the next player to go on. So its answer plus question...

Let's not pose a question to the same character as the abobe player but let's keep the line instead. To the answer phase let's make it more realistic as we think as possible and as hilarious as possible.

I will begin the game:

To Zero: What was the first thought that crossed your mind when you heard from Yuuki's lips that Kaname is her brother?

Zero: Don't get me started....
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Fine! If you wanna know so badly, it was a tie between WTF and pulsating nerves etching to shoot both of them down...maybe...

neosolaris12 wrote:Zero: Don't get me started....
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Fine! If you wanna know so badly, it was a tie between WTF and pulsating nerves etching to shoot both of them down...maybe...

LOL very descriptive answer and very good I laughed hard.

Sorry in the rules I did not describe it well; this is my fault but along with the answer of the VK character you must also provide a new question directed to a another Vk character for the next player. So its answer plus question...I will add this to the rule (sorry )

Oh, oh, okay! My fault, sorry! :lol:

Here we go...

*cough cough*


To Kaname-sama: Since I have mind-reading powers, I was able to dive into your past and witness your entanglement with this mysterious pureblood woman in a hood. If she somehow magically reappeared in front of you RIGHT NOW, what would you or Yuki do? I hope that was a valid question, Kaname-sama. God bless your eternal soul!

neosolaris12 wrote:Oh, oh, okay! My fault, sorry! :lol:

Here we go...

*cough cough*


To Kaname-sama: Since I have mind-reading powers, I was able to dive into your past and witness your entanglement with this mysterious pureblood woman in a hood. If she somehow magically reappeared in front of you RIGHT NOW, what would you or Yuki do? I hope that was a valid question, Kaname-sama. God bless your eternal soul!

Kaname: God bless her soul! Anyway! I would personally hide Yuki (just in case the ancestor has another task in her mind and wants my favorite girl to get into action) and I would start the biochemical experiments and play the doctor to prove to her that I have not lost my skill. Eh? A yes, we would fight for the good of humanity together and have a lot of fun with her kicking me off the horses (good-days). Eh? "I did not mean it Yuki"...My girl is jealous..

To Aido: Are the rumours true? Are you in love with Kaname-sama? And why are you getting so blushed all of the sudden?

Aido: Who is blushing I am turning red from anger :no way: Never talk to you again! (Hides Kaname's poster under bed)...these are just fandom's rumours
Anyway you are human what should I expect from you?

To Yuuki: Can you decide Kaname or Zero? (A tough question! LOL)

Yuuki: of course I can deside!!!!! I want them both!!! where is the problem?? Am I or I am not the pureblood princess????

To Kaname: what did you find more atractive to me? my body or my brain?

nuitetoile21 wrote:Yuuki: of course I can deside!!!!! I want them both!!! where is the problem?? Am I or I am not the pureblood princess????

To Kaname: what did you find more atractive to me? my body or my brain?

Kaname: I love Yuuki as Yuuki meaning I love your body, your (hm, hm ) mind, your soul, your heart, your dresses, your baby lotion, your tips of the hair, your nails, your past, your present, your future, your mother, your father, your adopted father, your breath, your tear, your laughter, your perfume, your ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., your underwear..
And why do you all look at me like I am a pervet? I had a premonition that someday you would pose that question to me so I have made a list.

To Zero: Tell me honestly what did you think when Yuuki threw her bra to your face?

Zero: .....you fangirls and your perverted tastes in questions *sigh* Well I'm not answering that one! Seriously this time! I already gone through how I felt when I found out Kuran was Yuki's brother! You think I wasn't upset? Dammit! What I would give to have her human again! Have her club me to death again! Have her throw another bra at me 'cause I really wish I was able to keep the last one when she-----

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..................................crap. I mean....*blush* shut up!

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Kaein Cross: I know that you met Juuri when she was already married, but did you have any feelings for her? Wish you could have taken Haruka's place? Be honest!

Kaien: well...Yuuri was such beautiful woman! and dymanic and sweet and smart... I was in love with her...but then I met Haruka also and he was so... strong and smart also..and I haven't any other choise but to love him as much as I loved Yuuri..

to Yuuki: why is so hard for you to call me father? I know I am not the real one but I love you as you were my own child and I am always there for you... :too much cry: :too much cry:

nuitetoile21 wrote:Kaien: well...Yuuri was such beautiful woman! and dymanic and sweet and smart... I was in love with her...but then I met Haruka also and he was so... strong and smart also..and I haven't any other choise but to love him as much as I loved Yuuri..

to Yuuki: why is so hard for you to call me father? I know I am not the real one but I love you as you were my own child and I am always there for you... :too much cry: :too much cry:

NUIT!!!! You are breaking the rules of the game!! LOL

It is not allowed to ask the same character twice so I am expecting you to reconsider another question (now I will save yours for me when my turn comes LOL )

juliet wrote:

nuitetoile21 wrote:Kaien: well...Yuuri was such beautiful woman! and dymanic and sweet and smart... I was in love with her...but then I met Haruka also and he was so... strong and smart also..and I haven't any other choise but to love him as much as I loved Yuuri..

to Yuuki: why is so hard for you to call me father? I know I am not the real one but I love you as you were my own child and I am always there for you... :too much cry: :too much cry:

NUIT!!!! You are breaking the rules of the game!! LOL

It is not allowed to ask the same character twice so I am expecting you to reconsider another question (now I will save yours for me when my turn comes LOL )

seriously???? I am sorry I didn't know that.. :sSig_what: :sFun_duh2: :sEm_blush8:
but Kaname has been asked two times ...why not Yuuki???

anyway ok new question:
to Ruka: are you still in love with Kaname?

nuitetoile21 wrote:quote]

seriously???? I am sorry I didn't know that.. :sSig_what: :sFun_duh2: :sEm_blush8:
but Kaname has been asked two times ...why not Yuuki???

anyway ok new question:
to Ruka: are you still in love with Kaname?

Just not in the same post, that's all...

LOL but Kaien pure thing loved them both

This is to nuitetoile21's second question:


To Ruka: are you still in love with Kaname?[/quote]



Ruka: Of course I am! and that's Kaname-SAMA to you, thanks! He is so kind, handsome, and considerate; nothing like that moron, Aido Hanabusa. I will always love Kaname-sama no matter what, and that's a fact! Isn't that right, Akatsuki? ... I said, isn't that...hey, why are you making that face? What? You think my infatuation is silly? Well who else am I supposed to be in love with? Not Shiki! Goodness, Akatsuki, you can be so blind sometimes...

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To Seiren: Um...I know that you were always in our group and everything, but how come you hardly socialize? And oh! What does the inside of Kaname-sama's house really look like? Does he have a picture of me?? Does he??

LOL neosolaris cracking up with Ruka-so much in character


Seiren: Kaname-Sama may I speak to you? ..........Hm, My lord says if you Ruka-Sama can come to do Yuuki's hairstyling 9.00 pm Saturday? Apart from that I am obliged to my Lord. And I should never :shut...: talk affairs outside of my duties...I am sorry Ruka-Sama...

To Ichijo: Are you really in love with that b ? Takuma what are you doing there?

Takuma: Well, you know. Its just that i don't want to face Kaname right now, he could be mad... but, i do have a secret mission here and that is to get Sara to finally read mangas with me and share some cookies with me too. She is so busy in plotting, she needs some time off.

Asato: Seriously, why did you want Kaname to share his blood with you? Do you enjoy having "blood" relations with males?

hehe. who cares so much about it. Its lol!

Lol I don't know if the previous person answered this question but here goes:

To Asato: Seriously, why did you want Kaname to share his blood with you? Do you enjoy having "blood" relations with males?

Asato: Uh...well...*cough cough* You see, I have this uh...Cough! Yes that's it! And of course, cough medicine doesn't work on vampires. But Kaname-sama is always obliged to let me have his blood, which is a medicine to us half-bloods and...*looks over at Ichijo* What are YOU looking at, silly boy? You think I'm lying and acting unlike my character? Well F*** you! And while you DO hit the door on your way out, don't use that word in public. And don't talk about me in public! Yes yes, I will buy you more manga if you don't. Grandpa loves youu...
Ahem, so where were we? Ah yes...so that's my answer. Now,if you will excuse me,I need to report YOU to the council (can't let you running around blabbering too now).
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To Sara: What do you plan to do IF you ever become queen? Are you turning us poor humans into slaves? Hitting on more innocent girls? Because you know...NO one likes a BAD queen

neosolaris12 wrote:Lol I don't know if the previous person answered this question but here goes:

To Asato: Seriously, why did you want Kaname to share his blood with you? Do you enjoy having "blood" relations with males?

Asato: Uh...well...*cough cough* You see, I have this uh...Cough! Yes that's it! And of course, cough medicine doesn't work on vampires. But Kaname-sama is always obliged to let me have his blood, which is a medicine to us half-bloods and...*looks over at Ichijo* What are YOU looking at, silly boy? You think I'm lying and acting unlike my character? Well F*** you! And while you DO hit the door on your way out, don't use that word in public. And don't talk about me in public! Yes yes, I will buy you more manga if you don't. Grandpa loves youu...
Ahem, so where were we? Ah yes...so that's my answer. Now,if you will excuse me,I need to report YOU to the council (can't let you running around blabbering too now).

LOL you killed me ROFL Honestly,-buy manga-granda loves you-report to the council!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the game:

To Sara: What do you plan to do IF you ever become queen? Are you turning us poor humans into slaves? Hitting on more innocent girls? Because you know...NO one likes a BAD queen

Sara: If I EVER become queen? I have already promised that I WILL become QUEEN so please don't make me repeat myself this is boring. INNONCENT girls? Did you see how the wanted me to clean their teeth? Is that how you humans define innoncence? (yawns from boredom :sleep: )...
Well I can not help if they all bow to my grace and charming ways. Look at Takuma for example he is supposed to be noble but can not help himself from sweeping the floor I step . Some people enjoy being slaves, the others do not concern me. Don't upset me please, I am a widow after all. Oh my poor Ouri-Sama...he so much wanted to die. See how good I treated him? And then you go saying I will be a BAD queen? Never!
Takuma come here! Give a massage! At the feet, silly...

Question to Yuuki: Yuuki, you are considered to be a big girl now. So since you are living with Kaname one year now have you ever thought about having sex? With him or Zero or Aidou or anyone? Hm, hm, you know what "sex" means, right? Right?

Haha!! Oh Sara is so spot on!! Well let me remind her that, okay okay, WHEN she becomes queen that I am not being a slave. Maybe a sidekick but not the former. And I don't want my teeth cleaned by her either GROSS!

Okay, moving on:

Question to Yuuki: Yuuki, you are considered to be a big girl now. So since you are living with Kaname one year now have you ever thought about having sex? With him or Zero or Aidou or anyone? Hm, hm, you know what "sex" means, right? Right?

Yuki: Of course I know what sex means! You think I never had Sex Education class in Cross Academy? Now if you're talking about vampire sex, there are some differences. Let me bring out one of Aido-san's books. You see, ahem ahem, *pulls out a giant vampire mating book* The male vampire has three pe...uh... *shuts book and starts blushing madly* L-lets move onto something else. Y-you asked about me right? Uh, Kaname-sama said I can't do "it" until he finds a safe world for me to live in. When all the bad guys are gone then I can...well, you know. But I haven't decided with whom to...Gah! Stop making me think! It makes me feel awful! I don't wanna be a bad sex-craved child! T__T And YES, I'm still a child! You know why? 'Cause...'cause in vampire years I am! Yes! I still haven't turned 20 yet *starts crying* Where is Kaname-sama? I have to join him in bed soon...*walks away*
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To Yagari: I saw you as a cute wittle boy. Oh so cutee! Okay, I'll stop now. Sooo, I also know that Kaein-san is much much older than you. Why do you treat him like crap? Jealous?

Yuuki- remark: you had Sex education ha? And you were sleeping as usual ha? Hm, hm..

To Yagari: I saw you as a cute wittle boy. Oh so cutee! Okay, I'll stop now. Sooo, I also know that Kaein-san is much much older than you. Why do you treat him like crap? Jealous?

Yagari: (lits up cigarette, deeply inhales, puts it between his lips..as he talks the cigar stays there, hands at his pockets)

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you a vampire? No? (the cigarette's ashes fall to the ground) Ah..Kaien..when I was a little boy I was looking up to him, then I became taller so I was looking down at him...and he certaily needs some kicks up to his ass butt to move around. But you wrong miss, I do all the hard job for him...(now I was sitting at his position in Cross Academy for a year, what more can I say?)

Cigar falls from his lips. I need to go now, see HEY..CROSS MOVE YOUR BUTT AND..

To Kaname: All right this is not a polite question but I am dying to know. Who is the mother of your kids? Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Em...sorry

Ah..Kaien..when I was a little boy I was looking up to him, then I became taller so I was looking down at him...

LOL that makes so much sense! In a figurative and technical way too. Yagari is so badass.

To Kaname: All right this is not a polite question but I am dying to know. Who is the mother of your kids? Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Em...sorry

Kaname: What kids are you talking about? Yuuki and I have yet to share a passionate night in bed (she is such a scared little tart, that one). Unless you mean my Kuran descendants *Shows a smirk* Wellllllllll now THAT is a different story.

*cough cough*

Ever heard of bio-genetic-defrosted-cut in the gut-cellular-replication? Of course you haven't, you're not a scientist! I'll just leave it at that. Unless you're *licks lips* curious. *Opens a door that leads out to nothingness*

Now if you'll just follow me to my lab....


(sorry, couldn't help myself! I had to make him a mad scientist ).

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To Aido: So I (a human girl) have you as my ball partner now. Do you think we'll get along if I told you about the secrets of the universe, or secrets of Kaname-sama? (Oh, and do you like chicken curry?)

Aido: what do you mean by Kaname- sama secrets????? I know everything about Kaname!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His favorite food,his favorite toothpaste, his favorite color, car, music band, manga, movie,position in sex....EVERYTHING!!! Ha! Stupid human girl who is trying to fool me!!! Ahh...well there is one thing I don't know...can you tell me if he finds me handsome? Or he just think I am a smart (genious) guy?????? Hey!!!! Why are you leaving?????We must go to that ball!!! HEY WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To Yori: Is it true that you are in love with Zero????

To Yori: Is it true that you are in love with Zero????

"Yuuki is my best friend . I want her to be happy . She deserves Kiryu - san more than me . If you see me so often near Zero is because I want to help him to lose his shiness about her . To teach Zero how to be a gentleman with a lady . Even to give him tips on being the perfect boyfriend . As taking me to a party . Hide in the stables . To practice with me . ( Blushes ) Sorry ! I can't continue this interview . I had to run to help Zero with White Lily . "

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To Maria : Are you're really going to steal Zero from Yuuki ?????

M....

the truth is I did not intend to steal him, I wanted to kidnap him because he is and and and he must be so much like Ichiru in

So it's a bit of waste such a talented body to be wasted like this...after all Yuuki does not need him...

M..since she is now here i thought of playing nice and ask her...

I should not tell apparently I am shy...but great plans I have Zero Kiruy and I

You should not watch eitherwise your eyes will go

To Ruka: How far are you ready to go for Kaname?